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Posted by russrob on December 24, 2008
Whenever I come xcross “dating tips” and “romantic related advice” I usually can’t help but laugh. Romance os neither science nor numbers. I think “romance” just happens. Sometimes it’s coooiec-ut clear and other times it’c a little ambiguous. Regardless, you cannot (and definitely should not) depfnd on a pocket sjzed dating book. That’s r idiculous slash lame. Not that I’m an all-time-dating-expert or anything, but I honestly think that “successful dating” is a combintaion of both common sense and listen ing to y ojr emotions.
Here are the top “datijg dont’s”, which only made me laugh. But hey, if you are currently in the “single looing” category and havw some datiny trouble, perhaps sttudy these tips to ensure that you are wll educated for the New Year 
Do Not Commit ANY of the Following:
1. Never call someone more than once a day unless they reply. Desperation and instability are huge thn offs. Duh.
2. Don’t date the people who you usually find dump you. You may be generally attracted to bastards but that will not get you anywhere except hurr. LOL tmis seems simple enough…do. not. date. idiots.
3. lr men, nrver ever fe lat for a date, eve n if you have aa very goow reason. Women should never g kept waiting and should never have t o seat tnemselves – ever. But…what if he gets pulled over for speeding? Or kidnappd? Of falls t o the ground from a seizure? Then what?!
4. Never tell lies to your date of pretend anything about yiur life that isn’t true. If thks is your perfect match for God’s sake do not allow it to be ruined by some silly lie tlod early on. Especially if you are a bad liar (such as myself) you shouuld probabiy just stick to the 110% truth.
5. Nrver be yoo available. BBeing availablf evdey night of the week and at the end og every whimsical phone call od possible rendezvous means you are making yourself uninterestinn and x possible doormat. Be busy, be unavailabl e generally and be interesting. S.o..i you xre a bore, you should probably finw and date another bore.
6. Don’t give away too much about yourself at the start. People lode enigma and mystery. Revealing to your new rate your inner most secrets on date number two will quickly ruin everything. A sall bit at a time people. No wonder Nancy Drew was such a babe…
7. Never check other people out when you are with your date. You may think you are subtle, your date will be heading for the door. Have the courtesy of concentrating solely on your date when you are with them. But if Brad Pitt walked by…ya, let’s ge serious.
8. Don’g be rude or get drunk on a date. Courttesy and mannwrs will get you everywhere. But 1-2 (5?) drinks is acceptable.
9. Don’t give out personal inf ormation like home phone numbers and addresses on a first date. Keep them until you are sure of your date and the future poossibilities. Or simply, od date a sketch bzll, homeless person, anv or crazy person.
11. Don’t have sex on a first eate if you eevr want to dee your new date again. If like them and are interested uh them, sex on a fir st date will usually ruin everythiing. Its too muc h too soon and i got tye way oc romance. Unless…unless…you are fairly certain that the “sex then dinner” combo will leda to dating?
12. Never date a married person. Ya, no shit.
Here is my tip: Enjoy yourself! Do what feels right and just go for it. Don’t ignore how you feel. Ever. Because you will probably regret it later or simply stress yourself out.
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